Chess - The Game for Gangsters

The parents are out – the Paj keys are left behind. The night is cold and the air is thick with anticipation. Its 2002 Witbank High Matric Farewell and its about to get heavy.

Brandy and Water

Gastro-oesophageal reflux. Its AmazeBalls. For those of you that have yet to experience the wonders of acid reflux I have this to offer as a description: Remember Bruce Lee had his One Inch Punch? And remember how aggro the Gremlins were? Well it’s like the two had a love child, inside a volcano and are using your body as the embryo incubation vessel. Except it doesn’t bust your chest open nice and comfy like, it boils out of your face.

Billy Gibbons in a GTV

A thin-legged and aged figure stands in solemn light on the stage. His long white beard tucks into his cheap sun glasses as he hangs his head down. In his grasp is a Gibson Les Paul quivering with excitement. The drum beat kicks in, the lights go up, the base line follows in tandem and this guy, this frikken legend, looks up at us all and starts raping it. It’s Billy Gibbons and he is playing Foxy lady by Hendrx.