Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Day 11 - Doughnuts and The Colorado River

Soak in that vibe. Route 66 from Holbrook to Gallup is a great little ride. Simple and straightforward. The easiness of it all allows you to sag back into the seat and just purr along the open road. As you travel east away from Arizona the sun index and glare start to reduce which allows for comfortable summers day cruising.


Gallup Doughnuts, Mushy Goodness and Thick Milkshakes

All along the Rte66 you come across little towns. One similar to the next in their friendliness, simplicity and linear design. The towns, which stretch no more than two buildings away on either side of the main road, are normally over within a few miles. They must be so dependent on tourism in this little places. I don’t believe roadkill safari’s or 18 holes of endless bunkers is any source of income.

Each town has a specialty of some kind: “Best in the World” this that and the next thing. From our experience: Gallup has the best doughnuts (Donuts) east side of New York State, Albuquerque has some monstrosity dish of cheese, chips, mince, nachos something-or-other that is not to be missed and the milkshakes… oh man the milkshakes along the Rte 66 stretches are awesome. Even the ones in the gas stations are amazing.

Airbnb attempt number two.

Right. The last attempt at using Airbnb almost cost us thousands of dollars in damage and shredded a muscle in my neck. We took our time with this one. Contacted the lady, asked about access routes, asked about her definition of the word “Rural” and decided to give it a go. Glass walled yoga studio ,on the banks of the Colorado River, that has been modified into a river side bedroom of a sort. We are here for the adventure right? Well sleeping in a glass walled cubicle on the side of a river next to some random person’s house seems pretty spot on. Just hope the Hills do not Have Eyes.

Before I get to this Airbnb story there is something I must share. As you travel along through Arizona and New Mexico you will get miles and miles of nothingness. I mean seriously expansive zones of just a few rolling hills and arid bush as far as the eye can see. Then, out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, there will be a cluster of caravans. Not a truck stop or a RV park. A little cluster of thirty or forty year old wheel‘less caravans parked in a clump on the bank of a hill. Normally about half a mile off the main road. What on earth are these people doing there? There isn’t work for 50 miles on either side, there is no natural history, no tourist attractions or anything. Just arid bush and sand. And heat. Lots of heat. What are they doing there? I mean, other than their cousins…

It made me think of that scene from Breaking Bad where they park their lab caravan off just in any old place on the side of the road. I never thought that was a real thing. I was curious to pop into one of these settlements, just to see for myself, but the South African in my head had visions of waking up without my kidneys in an old zinc bathtub with some dude fiddling with his navel while staring at me…and they won’t have ice I don’t think.

Anyways, we arrived at the Airbnb location with a few hours of daylight left.  Met the owner of the house, got the dirty eyeball from her huge turkey, dropped off our bags in the cube and took a seat on the grass in front of the river. Waiting. Waiting for something to go wrong. Our last AirBnB experience had made us quite nervous. We kept thinking “Airbnb is going to stuff us again. Guaranteed something is about to go stale”. It never did. The experience was fantastic. The cube was well built with a cosy old-school fireplace and a beautiful view of the Colorado River. Literally 10 feet away. 

The river was at full supply level as they were transferring water from one catchment area to another in the west side of New Mexico somewhere. The river was pumping at full speed. The amenities were exactly as posted on the app, the views were not photo shopped images from Bali and the host went out of her way to host us as a fully trained concierge would. AirBnB got its mojo back.

Wonderful evening under the stars, river in full flow, couple those huge 1.2 liter Budweisers and a chill in the hot tub. 

Fantastic stuff. 



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